a_shadow: (Little smirk)
Agent Texas ([personal profile] a_shadow) wrote 2017-07-14 04:00 pm (UTC)

1. Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?

2. I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse

3. stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.

4. you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.

5. Text her!

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