TFLN Responses

[a_shadow]

This is for responses to the weekly TFLN meme. Feel free to browse the comments below and respond to any!

Comments

[a_shadow]

If it gets stolen I'm holding you responsible.

[ He does have the tracking number now; he should be able to figure out a way to be there at the right time. ]

[originalcopy]

It's not going to get stolen. That's what the damn tracking number you gave me is for.

[a_shadow]

You were starting to give the impression you didn't know that

[originalcopy]

Oh was I?

Here I thought you might be a little upset that I don't just pine away while you're gone.

[a_shadow]

Sure, that too

[ Now she's joking, though she's left no indication of that ]

[originalcopy]

If it makes you feel any better... I do manage to find a little time in my busy schedule for a bit of pining.

[a_shadow]

Do you cry into your beer while you're at it?

[originalcopy]

Preferably while in a pickup truck.

[a_shadow]

Are you working on writing a country song or something?

[originalcopy]

I figured I should keep it thematically on point. I just need to find someone with a dog I can borrow.

[a_shadow]

The poor dog. You really want to make it listen to you boo-hooing all night?

[originalcopy]

If I have to suffer I'll at least have something to suffer along with me.

I hear dogs can be very comforting. All that stupid unconditional love shit.

[a_shadow]

Yeah, I don't know anybody like that in real life

[originalcopy]

[It takes a moment for that implication to sink in.]

Oh shut up.

[a_shadow]

Don't worry. It can be endearing sometimes.

[originalcopy]

You better not expect me to heel or fetch or beg or some shit like that. Or I'm out.

[The emptiest of empty threats. She's more than capable of making him beg and he's been more than willing to do so.]

So you think I'm endearing?