[ The package is found by Tex's roommates, coming in from the party, and it's by process of elimination that they figure out the box is meant for her. She sends a response the next morning. ]
I know you were making do with what you had available but for future reference a present that's entirely free isn't the best way to impress me.
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I know you were making do with what you had available but for future reference a present that's entirely free isn't the best way to impress me.
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i'm pretty sure i have no idea what you're talking about
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[ and then a minute later: ]
i mean you did only get one gift right like there weren't multiple?
[ because if there WERE, he's totally going to have to kick someone's ass. ]
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It doesn't matter if I got more than one if they weren't from you, does it?
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i'm just wondering
and you know me my curiosity won't be sated til you give me an answer so what is it tex do you have more than one admirer
[ ugh, that word. bad choice. gotta follow it up with something shitty. ]
not that this mysterious other guy is an admirer who knows maybe he just felt sorry for you
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did i say sorry for you? autocorrect sorry i meant RESPECTS you
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Anyway, I guess I have a mystery on my hands since none of it was you.
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good luck with that