1.The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
2.hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
3.I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
4.just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
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2. hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
3. I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
4. just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
5. Text her!