1.Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
2.I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
3.Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet
4.What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours. It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
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2. I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
3. Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet
4. What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours. It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
5. Text her!