TFLN Responses

[a_shadow]

This is for responses to the weekly TFLN meme. Feel free to browse the comments below and respond to any!

Comments

[a_shadow]

1. I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8

2. Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas

3. This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in a briefing and looked at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be

4. If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my basebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone

5. Text her!

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[duel_wielding]

Negotiated, or threatened?

[a_shadow]

Hey, I am an excellent haggler

Though I won't say the knife strapped to my thigh wasn't showing under my skirt because it was

[duel_wielding]

[So she was haggling, hot, AND scary. Damn deadly combination.]

Alright. I'm in once I find our wayward chicks of friends and wrangle them over.

[a_shadow]

Good.

You better get here before York drops the tray, though. He keeps brandishing it like he was the one who did the haggling or something.

[duel_wielding]

Remind him about the knife maybe?

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[neverknocks]

pretty sure that's how every CO i've had looked at me during briefings

[a_shadow]

just because I texted you about it doesn't mean you weren't included

[neverknocks]

well then i'm sure you'll be very proud to hear that my mother had my court martial record framed and hung in the family room

[a_shadow]

I don't know whether that says more about you or about your family tbh

though there is that whole expression about apples and trees

[neverknocks]

i actually have no idea. never heard from my family after my court-martial. they might think i'm dead?
i like my version better though

paid ran out

[a_shadow]

better than thinking they just ghosted you

I will believe with you