a_shadow: (This is the way it is)
Agent Texas ([personal profile] a_shadow) wrote 2020-07-31 01:52 pm (UTC)

1. I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.

2. I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.

3. If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.

4. you know that annoying guy at HQ? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to this briefing.

5. Text her!

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