a_shadow | TFLN Responses

1. I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.

2. I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.

3. If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.

4. you know that annoying guy at HQ? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to this briefing.

5. Text her!

You mentioned not remembering your relationships during our latest counseling session. Are you uncovering new memories?

I'm speaking on principle

Of course. I, for one, agree with your statement. We can earn and learn something from every relationship.

By then it's not a 'relationship' anymore but yes

Technically, you are correct, but I believe that making them regret parting ways with you opens the territory for more interesting scenarios, especially with specifying that you only want to commit to the sexual dynamic. Teasing is crucial.

Counselor, I had no idea you were into that kind of dynamic. I'm seeing you in a whole new light now

You flatter me, Agent Texas; and yes, teasing is a fine art. When Agent Washington was confronted with the possibility of me doing anything with the...Interesting information I found about him and accepted to join the project? That was peak teasing on my part.

...did you just admit to being interested in Washington?

Agent Washington simply provided the opportunity to set up such situation. We all should work with what we have, he has quite the fascinating mind. I personally prefer to engage with elderly or at least older individuals but I can appreciate young people when they present interesting scenarios where I can find equally interesting tools to use.