TFLN Responses

[a_shadow]

This is for responses to the weekly TFLN meme. Feel free to browse the comments below and respond to any!

Comments

[a_shadow]

It's fancy as fuck

I'm going to fix so many broken engines and stuff with this thing

[originalcopy]

That sounds suspiciously like a plan.

[a_shadow]

It's not a specific plan.

My first plan is to work on getting the credit card charge paid off because whoof

[originalcopy]

Plan-ish then.

Is it really that bad? How expensive can a blowtorch be?

[a_shadow]

I mean, okay, technically it's a welding torch. And it came with a lot of accessories.

[originalcopy]

A welding torch?

You know how to weld? How did I not know you can weld?

[a_shadow]

Well, I learn new skills all the time. Also, it can be used as a regular blow torch too

[originalcopy]

Multifunctional. Sounds handy.

I like a girl with hobbies.

[a_shadow]

Especially since I can actually make money in the long run fixing people's cars

[originalcopy]

So you're a hot, ass kicker, with hobbies AND independently wealthy? I just might swoon over here.

So do I have to pick up this impulse buy, or is it going to suddenly show up on the doorstep?

[a_shadow]

It's being delivered

Someone has to be home to sign for it

[originalcopy]

Do you have a tracking number?

I can't just hang out until it comes in.

[a_shadow]

What do you mean you can't hang out until it comes in?

[ Nevertheless, she forwards the tracking number. ]

[originalcopy]

I mean I'm busy. I know it might be a surprise, but I do still have a life when you aren't here.

[a_shadow]

If it gets stolen I'm holding you responsible.

[ He does have the tracking number now; he should be able to figure out a way to be there at the right time. ]

[originalcopy]

It's not going to get stolen. That's what the damn tracking number you gave me is for.

[a_shadow]

You were starting to give the impression you didn't know that

[originalcopy]

Oh was I?

Here I thought you might be a little upset that I don't just pine away while you're gone.

[a_shadow]

Sure, that too

[ Now she's joking, though she's left no indication of that ]

[originalcopy]

If it makes you feel any better... I do manage to find a little time in my busy schedule for a bit of pining.

[a_shadow]

Do you cry into your beer while you're at it?

[originalcopy]

Preferably while in a pickup truck.

[a_shadow]

Are you working on writing a country song or something?

[originalcopy]

I figured I should keep it thematically on point. I just need to find someone with a dog I can borrow.

[a_shadow]

The poor dog. You really want to make it listen to you boo-hooing all night?