TFLN Responses

[a_shadow]

This is for responses to the weekly TFLN meme. Feel free to browse the comments below and respond to any!

Comments

[a_shadow]

1. He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but instead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.

2. She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle

3. I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.

4.We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why video was invented

5. Text her!

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[ourcurrency]

Ah, romance. Honestly, that sounds more fun.

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[a_shadow]

You mean the part where I threatened to rip his arms off if he burnt me?

[ourcurrency]

Well, maybe not fun for him. But it'd get killer ratings. So it'd be fun for me.