TFLN Responses

[a_shadow]

This is for responses to the weekly TFLN meme. Feel free to browse the comments below and respond to any!

Comments

[a_shadow]

1. pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point

2. how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?

3. Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.

4. you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.

5. Text her!

2

[originalcopy]

Where did you get handcuffs?

[a_shadow]

Don't worry about it, I got the key too. That's what matters.

[originalcopy]

See, you say that and I'm not sure if I should be more worried, instead of less

[a_shadow]

Well, if it makes you feel any better, they're not out of the realm of what i could afford to buy

[originalcopy]

Surprisingly that isn't really helping.

They aren't those cheap fuzzy ones are they? Because I do happen to have limits you know.

[a_shadow]

Excuse me? Did you just imply I could only buy cheap ones?

[originalcopy]

Hey, I'm pretty sure that you implied that I'm cheap first.

[a_shadow]

I'm not talking about being a cheap date

[originalcopy]

I'm the cheapest date. Hands down.

Possibly involving handcuffs

[a_shadow]

Well, I don't mind not having to spend too much on you, I do have to admit

3

[the_informant]

well there is a very serious difference between the two.
who is winning?

[a_shadow]

Me, of course. They're different because cupcakes are sweeter.

[the_informant]

actually the difference is just the components that make it up, because you can do very sweet muffins.
but i respect the point.

[a_shadow]

Now don't you start too.

[the_informant]

and who, my dear, is the baker?

[a_shadow]

I'm not your dear.

Are you saying you're a baker?

[the_informant]

when I want to be.
which is frequently.

[a_shadow]

And I'd bet you don't use anywhere near the amount of sugar in a muffin than you use in a cupcake.

[the_informant]

Well that's just just logical.

[a_shadow]

Then they're nowhere near being the same thing

Why are we even arguing?

[the_informant]

I have long since forgotten my dear.

[a_shadow]

Okay, but you need to stop calling me that

[the_informant]

Ah, but that is what I call everyone. Maine growls.

[a_shadow]

Maybe that should clue you in to its inappropriateness